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Rita Rudner

The Queen of One-Liners

Rita Rudner

She may speak softly, but she carries a big wit. A house-filling favorite in Las Vegas, Rudner delivers her stand-up with a wide-eyed sweetness (and in a sequined gown) that belies the acid observations this award-winning comedian is best known for. Rudner holds the title for longest-running and most successful one-person comedy show Las Vegas, and once you’ve heard her trademark clever observations and seen her icepick-sharp timing, you’ll know why. This seasoned comedian knows how to find the humor in the every day, and then turn it all on its head in her show.

Rudner is the author of the best-selling “I Still Have It…I Just Can’t Remember Where I Put It: Confessions of a Fiftysomething,” “Naked Beneath My Clothes,” and the novels “Tickled Pink” and “Turning The Tables.” She has starred in seven HBO comedy specials, and her own PBS special. She even performed for President Barack Obama at Caesars Palace alongside Bette Midler and Sheryl Crow in 2009. Rita also appeared in the Showtime comedy special “Rita Rudner and Three Potential Ex-Husbands. Do yourself a favor and don’t miss this one-of-a-kind comedian!


Saturday, Mar 12


$29.00 - $69.00 plus fee


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